S: so E is drunk tuesday
S: I mean fucking hammered
Brancie: yes, i was there
S: were you there when he was describing K's ass as "grecian"?
S: and how he'd like to stick his dick in it?
Brancie: oh yes.
S: ok, but you weren't there for when he tried to give H head
S: not once
S: not twice
S: but 3 times
Brancie: no, that i missed
S: he settled for just spooning with H instead
Brancie: H should have just let him. he can close his eyes and pretend it's a girl
Brancie: seriously, one of these days someone should call his bluff and see how far he'll take it
S: i have... and its far enough to convince me that he is, at the least, bi
Brancie: details, dick
S: I was wearing shorts... he tried to put his hand up my pants... I let him get to my boxers before I decided I was going to lose this game of chicken
Brancie: bah, that's nothing. someone needs to see if he'll put his mouth on their dick.
S: no one is willing to take those odds, I assure you
Brancie: chickens. you guys are lame, seriously. what's the big deal? you get your dick sucked out of it.
Brancie: if i had one i'd do it
S: it would be not at all scaring to us
S: silly woman
S: don't you have something to cook?
Brancie: you're lying, you're afraid if you let E suck your dick people will find out and label you gay
S: no
S: It honestly doesn't do anything for me
Brancie: close your eyes and pretend it's me
S: I doubt he is THAT good at sucking dick
Brancie: or actually no, not me, some other girl.
Brancie: yeah i don't want him ruining my reputation
Brancie: he needs more experience if he's gonna pretend to be me. he'd choke on you.
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