"So did you bring it?" An old friend from home had asked me to get him a jersey from my local football team. I stopped over his place when I went home for the holidays to give it to him.
"Of course I did."
"Well where is it?"
I slipped off my floor length winter coat and handed it to him, revealing his new jersey that I'd been wearing underneath like a too short dress and accessorized with nothing but a garter belt and stockings. "It's right here," I said, turning my back on him and walking toward his bedroom. "But you'll have to come and take it from me."
