Sorry I've not posted, much is going on around here. Anyway, to tide you over:
I created a MySpace page because all my other friends are doing it.
Last night my friend calls, and in the course of conversation says to me, "Hey, I was reading your MySpace profile. I didn't know you were bi. That's really cool."
I said, "Joe, you've been in my house. Did the dozen naked pictures of girls and the Playboy I had sitting out not give it away?"
and he said, "I just thought you were really into art."
On a related note, I've decided I haven't slept with nearly enough girls. I plan to make a concerted effort to rectify this injustice. Starting...now.
Thursday, April 21, 2005
A Quick Funny
Sorry I've not posted, much is going on around here. Anyway, to tide you over:
I created a MySpace page because all my other friends are doing it.
Last night my friend calls, and in the course of conversation says to me, "Hey, I was reading your MySpace profile. I didn't know you were bi. That's really cool."
I said, "Joe, you've been in my house. Did the dozen naked pictures of girls and the Playboy I had sitting out not give it away?"
and he said, "I just thought you were really into art."
On a related note, I've decided I haven't slept with nearly enough girls. I plan to make a concerted effort to rectify this injustice. Starting...now.
I created a MySpace page because all my other friends are doing it.
Last night my friend calls, and in the course of conversation says to me, "Hey, I was reading your MySpace profile. I didn't know you were bi. That's really cool."
I said, "Joe, you've been in my house. Did the dozen naked pictures of girls and the Playboy I had sitting out not give it away?"
and he said, "I just thought you were really into art."
On a related note, I've decided I haven't slept with nearly enough girls. I plan to make a concerted effort to rectify this injustice. Starting...now.
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