Question darlings:
Is it possible to masturbate too much?
Here is why I'm asking - I currently own 5 vibrators. One is a keychain vibrator and is really just meant to be a conversation starter at bars and whatnot. One is about 8 years old and understandably doesn't work anymore. I think I keep it around for nostalgia. My waterproof one is about 6 months old and I've already broken the squirmy motion on it. My absolute favorite vibrator, my silver bullet, is also 6 months old and is suddenly getting fritzy, I think the cord is frayed inside somewhere. If you don't hold it at a certain angle the power will cut out. Finally, last night I pulled out my biggest vibrator to find that the batteries were dead. Not low, dead.
I'm really confused. I take really good care of my babies. I make sure they are clean, that I have extra batteries handy, that I use water based lubricants with them. The only thing I can think of is that I'm using them too much. So is there such a thing?
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