Friday, March 18, 2005

Masturbating at Work

Masturbating at work is not an activity I would say I engage in frequently. Investment Consulting is not exactly pornographic, after all. Having said that though, there is something inherently hot about conspiring with one's self to get off at the office.

Right now, as I have a cubicle rather than an office with a door like at my old company, this gets even more appealing, because it requires far more stealth than just the casual closing of the door. You have to be very alert to the sound of people coming by, extremely fast to lessen the chance of being interrupted, and as near to silent as possible so as not to arouse the suspicions of your neighbors. All those factors added together create such an incredible amount of tension. When it is released, there is nothing in the world that compares. I am seeing stars right now.

I just had to share.

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